Fill in the blanks with the words you hear. It is the first scene after the initial credits of THIS EPISODE:
Scene: The apartment.
Penny: I just love __________________ the Christmas tree. It makes me feel like a little girl again.
Leonard: We didn’t have a tree when I was _____________________.
Penny: Really? Why not?
Leonard: Mmm, in my family, holidays weren’t so much ____________________ as studied for their anthropological and psychological implications on __________________ society.
Penny: Oh, sounds festive. Did you at least give ____________________?
Leonard: Mmm, in a way. We presented papers, and then broke off into focus groups and critiqued each other.
Penny: Sheldon, what about you? Did you ___________________a Christmas tree?
Sheldon: Oh, yes. We had a tree, we had a manger, we had an inflatable _______________________ with plastic reindeer on the front lawn. And to make things even more jolly, there were so many blinking _________________ on the house they induced neighbourhood-wide seizures.
Penny: So I take it you don’t want to ________________ us trim the tree.
Sheldon: I do not. But if you insist on _____________________a spider-infested fire hazard in my home I would request that you add this.
Penny: What is it?
Sheldon: You’re kidding, right? It’s a bust of Sir _____________________.
Penny: Oh, sure, sure, yeah. Very Christmassy.
Sheldon: Wait, excuse me, but it’s much more Christmassy than anything you’ve put on the tree.
Leonard: Here we go.
Sheldon: December 25, 1642, Julian calendar, Sir Isaac Newton is _________________ Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the ___________________. His birthday was moved to coincide with a traditional pagan holiday that celebrated the _________________ solstice with lit fires and slaughtered goats. Which, frankly, sounds like more _____________________ than 12 hours of church with my mother followed by a fruitcake.
Leonard: Merry Newton-mas, everyone.
Sheldon: I sense that’s not sincere, although I have no idea why.
Penny: No, it’s fine. Look, Sir Isaac can go right next to this little candy cane.
Sheldon: No. Isaac goes at the ____________________of the tree.
Leonard: No, he ___________________________.
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